Thursday, July 26, 2012

Chapter 1: A Special Theory of Relativity


Now that you have been here for some time, what have you learned?  Have you learned that words and actions are meaningless without relating them to something, and that that something must be considered separate from you and common to all, in order to communicate your perception of things to others?  I say that it must be CONSIDERED separate because all things are related by a single unifying commonality that we call “The Force.”  

Here at The Academy, we teach you how things are done.  We teach you the common language and the standard operating procedures that can be used to develop desired situations.  As an individual, you can develop a finite number of situations using the standard operating procedures that you have learned at The Academy.  If you use the common language of The Force, you can coordinate your use of operating procedures with others.  Working with others increases the number of situations that can be created. However, that number remains finite.

Alex:  Why are we here?

We are here to learn and to build.

Margie:  To learn what and build what?

We are here to learn the common language of The Force, that we all share, and to build the situations that we know how to build.

John:  How do we decide what to build or create?

There are others that have come before you, and they have created situations.  You can alter the situations that they built, or build your own.  By learning about the piece of The Force that is inside you, that piece will lead you throughout your entire life.

Adam:  What do we do if we do not relate to The Force or to the standard operating procedures?

Those that came before you have created the situation that both The Force and standard operating procedures are included in the training at The Academy.  Some do not relate to The Force or The SOPs because those that have come before you were unable to develop s situation in which The Force can be related to all persons.  Using SOPs you can develop a situation in which The Force relates to you so that those that come after you can relate.  The relationship you have with The Force and with the SOPs will be different for each of us.  It follows that those that do not relate to the SOPs may develop a relationship with them in a similar way by using The Force.  The force and the SOPs relate to each other in this way.

You have completed your required training at the academy.  You have been given your host families and have experienced the planet for some time now.  You have created situations and have experienced created situations.  You have done this on your own, and now I will join you and create a relationship with you using the SOP for building a relationship, and it is up to you which way we go together.

Tracy:  Who are you?

I am the The Force that connects all things, and the SOP that creates.  I am those that came before and those that will come after.  I am you.

Corey:  How do we do something infinite?

You tell me.

Caitlin:  How did all this get started?

(Looking around, you see those that came with you sitting in a cave.  A light from outside is shining in to illuminate the entire cave.  It is as brightly lit inside the cave as it is outside.)

What do you do?

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Ohhh... Herro.


Stardate 20120605

Hello all.  Yep, I’m writing a blog post.  Lack of internet in my site kept me away in the beginning.  I’m living in a very remote village, and if you have looked at my FB page you can see some of the sites.  To get straight to it and recap, Botswana is awesome!  Sure it’s dry and sandy, but not everywhere.  Some places are pretty nice.  When I arrived I got the best feeling from the Peace Corps Volunteers, but people are the same all over the world.  So far I’ve been to around 13 different countries and nothing really surprises me anymore.  Ya know, we came to literally the other side of the world and we see the same stars at night.  I remember sailing across the ocean in The Marine Corps and looking up to see Orion.  I thought to myself, “Wow!  The same stars!”  Duh…  Right?  Same sky and all, but to romanticize it comes so easily to me.  If you wake up in a different place, at a different time, are you a different person?  Nah…  Which for me is very great.  In the States, I loved the people and here it is the same. 

My host family was huge.  Three houses in one compound.  12 people eating all the big meals together laughing, teasing and having a blast.  I got the best host family out of everyone.  My host mom was strict.  In Botswana, it doesn’t matter how old you are unless you are the oldest, and mom was the oldest.  She runs the house like a head mother and a nunnery.  But, you can do pretty much what you want as long as you are home, safe and make a reasonable effort to obey the rules and stay out of her sight when being naughty.  She knows what we were doing, but it disrespectful to do it in front of her.  I would come home late, after dark, day after day and she would be waiting with that silence that tells you that you are in trouble.  I would just sit and apologize like a good boy.  I tried not to make a habit of it, but sunset at the time was around 9pm.  Now’s it around 7pm.  The new volunteer has it worse.
 
Swearing in day was my birthday and my host family through a party for all the volunteers, plus I got a package from home so we ate and drank and had Oreos and Chocolate Chip cookies.  I even got an Ostrich Egg for a birthday present.  Awesome?  Yeah…it was.  I still have it.

Pre Service Training was nothing.  We sat in a classroom and talked, or listened all day.  We played games like summer camp kids, talked about procedure, culture  and whatnot.  Professionally, not difficult, and compared to Marine Corps Boot Camp…HA!  So I switched gears and tried to work on some of my personal goals for Peace Corps.  It was pretty sweet.  I tried and did make a great friend.  (Don’t worry. I chose wisely.)  It was difficult once I started working on myself.  Very painful at times, but I followed every impulse and trusted in the quality of PC Volunteers to help.  It was very intense and I’m still thinking about it trying to learn as much as possible from that time.  Self-development lasted through the end of PST and into site.  

When we got to site, we were supposed to stay in site for three months without leaving, in order to facilitate community integration.  I stayed, but I can’t say the same for some others.  I kept working on self-development throughout that period.  There just wasn’t much do to professionally because shortly after I was placed at my school, they went on year end break.  I skipped the parties and whatnot trying to stay committed to following The Peace Corps way of doing things.  It wasn’t difficult.  I just remembered the tiny amount of personal sacrifice that they were asking for.  How could anything compare to the sacrifice The Marine Corps demands, and both are government service organizations…and both are “Corps.”  Corps to Corps for me :-)

We went to In Service Training after the three month period, and I had this indescribable time.  I was dizzy with the new territory I was in personally.  Many times it felt so very strange…confusing…like being lost in a giant ocean, which is doubly odd because, in The Marine Corps I was once floating in the middle of the ocean with no land in sight.  I don’t think I’ll really understand what all that self-development phase taught me for some time, but I’m glad I took the risk.  It was certainly something I never experienced…ever.  It was once in a lifetime for sure…

So I went back to site, started switching gears to professional development, which seemed like a course in anger management.  Coworkers were doing things in strange ways that seemed to make no sense to me.  I would get angry every day.  I still do to some degree, but I just go home and calm down then try a new approach the next day.  You know me…I never quit anything.  They’ll just have to try and kill me, but we all know that ain’t happening.  Ha he ha ha.  I eventually found enough work around the village developing the entire village and working at the school to keep me working enough to feel like I’m doing some work.  It’s still really easy though.  My schoolhead is great.  She knows how to fix a school and cares about her students.  She’s not messing around.  Now I teach, run school clubs for the students, advise village businesses, travel around Botswana teaching Self-defense and HIV/AIDS awareness.  I even attended a Youth Forum for children that were HIV positive or at risk.  That was pretty intense.  I got to play my guitar for them and sing the boys to sleep at night.  They really liked one of the songs I wrote and would sing along with me.  Now, tell me that ain’t great :-)

I went to Namibia with three volunteers.  It was beautiful and we had a lot of fun staying in hostels and eating food near the beach.  It’s good to see the ocean when you live in the desert.  I liked it so much I plan on going back three more times.  I plan on skydiving in every African country I can, but didn’t have the money to do it then. 

Nowadays, I string my days together one by one.  I’m almost completely done with my self-development project.  I can’t say it was a success.  By that I mean, I don’t really know how it affected me or what will come of it, but I tried real hard.  Am I quitting?  No, but I certainly need a good long rest.  It was very very very very tough.  I’ll tell you what…if you really wanna know how people are, show them your soft vulnerable side and see how they behave.  It’s difficult and exhausting.  

I love the kids.  I enjoy everything that happens to me, even the bad stuff.  I even smile while it’s happening.  I have such a great life and an infinite future.  They say that Peace Corps is what you make it, and I’m making it almost as big of a part of me a The Marine Corps is, but it’s not there yet.  I still have over a year left.  Who knows what will happen.  

I go to big fancy resort to spoil myself.  The closest volunteer is 5 hours way.  I have to hitchhike to go anywhere.  I have waited 8 hours in the rain for one hitch and I have to take two, then an hour bus ride to go to the grocery.  Basically, it takes two days.  Others hitch because they think it’s cool or part of the experience.  Shhh… Let me tell ya… I’m perfectly happy using public transport when it’s available.  If I were in their shoes I would act just like them, but I’m not.  I’m in my shoes and around here, hitching is not just an option for cool points…it’s a necessity.  

So you should be pretty much caught up now.  Planet Botswana….. just come see it.  And see me.  What’s coming up next?  Well, I might get to shake hands with the President of Botswana tomorrow, and get a photo op.  I was in the Huffington Post.  My host family is having a party for the new volunteer this weekend.  Their graduation is soon and I’m prolly going to Durban, South Africa in July.  I was trying to go to the London Olympics, but a Peace Corps workshop cancelled that trip.  Ya know, dedication to service, dedication to the Corps and all that.  Planning on jumping out of a plane while in Durban, so I have that to look forward to.  Cheers to all of you.  You people really are amazing.  Gotta go.  A Jedi’s work is never done J Dream big. See ya soon.  Planet Botswana…Out.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011


Goosey, goosey, gander,
Whither shall ke
molatlhegi?
Upstairs, le downstairs,
Le
mo go my lady's kamore.
There ke kgatlhano onala monna
Who wouldn't raya his prayers!
Ke took him by the left
lekoto
Le threw him down the stairs.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Molemo bosigo, sleep tight,
Tosga phatsima
In the moso lesedi
Dira what's right
With gotlhe your might.

Molemo bosigo, sleep tight,
Ga tetlelelo e e kwadilweng the bedbugs loma.
Le if they dira
Then take your shoe
Le kgwanya ‘em ‘til
They’re ntsho le bududu!

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Nngwe, pedi, tharo, nne, thlano –
Once I caught a tlhapi tshela.
Thataro, supa, robedi, robongwe, lesome –
Then  ke tetlelelo e e kwadilweng it tsamaya again.
Why ke tetlelelo e e kwadilweng it tsamaya?
Because it sekumutwana my monwana so.
Which monwana did it loma?
The little monwana on the right.